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By Anonymous - 25/07/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Me - 11/11/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:28 - United States - Galesburg

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

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By DavidJ - 16/06/2023 18:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By drivencrazy - 06/07/2010 16:42 - United States

Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

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VicRC 7

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

think its time to have a talk with her

AnOriginalName 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

At first I thought that said you rear-ended your girlfriend, OP. I guess it's unfortunate for you that you didn't.

Comments

sunnyray812 42

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:09

If she's THAT clingy as to not let you shift gears, I say it's time to end it with her.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:10

Next time have her put her hand on your thigh, it works much better.

shudson186 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:10

Time to have a talk with that girl. It's better if things are just said instead of sitting. Even if you break up she can use that as a future feedback lesson OP. Good luck

ninad7 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:11

she must have one right grip

Aero_x 21

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:11

She could cost you your lives. Literally. Maybe you should leave her? Or invest in an automatic!

skyttlz 32

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:36

Manuals are fun.

Mauskau 35

Saturday 26 July 2014 10:57

Honestly I'd rather leave her than change my car. Cars cost money, partners can cost less. Plus, manual is more fun than automatic.

nardledangers 5

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:16

the relationship is geared to shift in a new direction... or maybe its time for a break... anyone? no... ok...

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:21

Enough of the puns, you need to park it!

TakDatWitU 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:17

Sounds like my friend's girl who would freak out and have a tantrum like a 2 year old child if he wouldn't cut her burrito in half.

rachangie 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:23

What in the hell? Is he dating a small child??

Nexoux 18

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:52

I know a friend of mine who didn't even know the girl considered them dating until it was too late.

rachangie 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:22

It sounds like you need to have a conversation with her about how shifting works and if she's THAT clingy maybe you should have another talk with her as well...was she afraid that you would somehow disappear right out of the car if she let go?? Ridiculous.