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By Anonymous - 25/07/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

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You deserved it 5 034

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Me - 11/11/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:28 - United States - Galesburg

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

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By DavidJ - 16/06/2023 18:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 658

By drivencrazy - 06/07/2010 16:42 - United States

Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

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VicRC 7

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

think its time to have a talk with her

AnOriginalName 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

At first I thought that said you rear-ended your girlfriend, OP. I guess it's unfortunate for you that you didn't.

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kost4060 14

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:32

If she's super clingy and never let's go I guess u could use that to benefit urself

martin8337 35

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:32

Maybe she needs to hold your shifter while you shift gears, as long as she doesn't get confused.

rachangie 19

Sunday 27 July 2014 8:04

Based on how hard she was griping his hand I'm not sure OP would want her gripping his "shifter." Sounds a bit painful.

DemonEvil283 13

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:21

Reach over and shift, pulling her hand with yours if needed. It's worked for me

wwincon 6

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:22

Buy an automatic?

horneyhic 15

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:27

And this is why the skill of driving is dieing

Lebeaugars95 20

Saturday 26 July 2014 7:08

dying*

Abdulis2cool 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 19:53

As is your grammar...

Irishguy64 1

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:24

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:24

She's a keeper.

horneyhic 15

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:26

You can't shift with her hand?

Cedrina 11

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:32

Did anyone else hear the whisper of crazy?

QueenofWheels 13

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:37

eww dump her hate clingy people

angiespook 18

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:39

Time to get rid of that one. Safety first.

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