Love: Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and... - FML

By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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Where am I?

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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Seeing other people

By kayla53 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Elmer

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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weedow2 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:02

wtf.........

killabee 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:03

I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???

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tedwin223 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:20

wow! try asking for a 3 way next time!!

MikeonFML 17

Wednesday 25 September 2013 18:07

How to lose a best friend 101

BenL_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:22

Hope you guys didn't cross swords.

DigitalFusion 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:05

Hope they didn't cross the streams.

silasandseansfml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:26

so what ur saying is you had a threesome but then this isn't an fml god the recent fmls these days are so not fmls or are just the plain stupidity of the poster

Arotai 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:27

no threesome...like i said above

HamsteronA 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:34

is your name...harry? is her name...hermione? is his name...ron? or are you all gay veggie vampires?

xNoGoodx 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:34

ha ha were you in between them too...

HamsteronA 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:37

oh and take this bitches 22nd you guys all fail at being so slow way noob fail

anela_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:38

your strong

quietlytearful 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:44

why ???

nonameLiz 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:47

Oh snap o.O

panic14 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:50

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating superheroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

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Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

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Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

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Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML

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Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

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