Love: Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and... - FML

By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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You deserved it 9 655

Where am I?

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML

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You deserved it 108 952

By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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You deserved it 503

Seeing other people

By kayla53 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Elmer

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

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You deserved it 2 209

Coinkydink

By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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You deserved it 209

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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You deserved it 1 011

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weedow2 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:02

wtf.........

killabee 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:03

I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???

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darkmis1 17

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:35

Why were you in bed with them in the first place?

JustGines 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:37

I hope you hid your morning wood good.

xvolcom893x 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:46

WTF....are you onto like cukhold? that's weird!

TruleighSadistic 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:51

wtf wow sorry.. i know how you feel tho simular incedent happen

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:55

You touched his bum didn't you?

Arotai 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:31

no that would be weird

Arotai 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:34

*arOtai? lol

cuteness69 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:05

Threesome !?!?! (:

Arotai 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:07

lol omg people there were NO SEXUAL ACTIVITIES

Towelie_31 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:44

thats a lie...

roobear 2

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:08

wowpix, great, your name is so much better than mine. I've taken notes and next time I choose a username I'll be sure to consult them. Second of all - this guy is a moron and maybe if he gets a little tough love he'll get it through his thick skull to get over this girl. Otherwise he's going to continue through this same depressive cycle that he already has gone through for a year.

Compass 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:11

Threesome, nice.

cuteness69 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:12

How can you prove it ? (:

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Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML

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Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me that they were just actors on their lunch break. FML

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Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML

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Today, thanks to a side effect from my medication, I'm suffering the longest mild panic attack I've ever had. I'm on day two and it shows no sign of letting up. FML

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Today, I found a bird that had fallen from its nest, so I made a new nest for it in a shoebox and put it as close to the old one as possible. When I checked back on it later, all I found was a chewed-up corpse. FML

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Today, I was wearing my favorite silk sweater, one I actually paid full price for. I sat down in my desk chair to work, and when I tried to get up I felt a strange pull. A corner of my sweater is still stuck in the screw at the back of the chair, the rest is in the trash. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML

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Today, I found out from my ex-stepmother that my dad and lied about having cancer to cover up the fact that he was losing weight from doing drugs again. He lied about it for 5 years. FML

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