Miscellaneous: Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep,...

By AdamFoundHisEve - 25/05/2010 19:08 - France

Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By GodDamnFan - 27/05/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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Wedding of the year

By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 16:58 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML

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Cool moves

By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 26 May 2010 0:05

Sucks, next time don't leave your phone by liquids, or get an awesome case like I have. How'd your wife react?

XxXPeace2thelose 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 0:02

well that's sucks =P

Comments

1LL337 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 2:38

YDI for keeping a glass of water and not a bottle

cheeredup 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 2:40

Put your phone in a bowl of dry rice and let the rice absorb all the water... it's saved my friend's iPhone from death by drowning a ton of times

XBCX96 4

Wednesday 26 May 2010 2:52

ydi for keeping water so close to such treasured posessions ( especially if they're electronic)

silentsniper441 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 3:05

put the iPhone in a container full of dry plain rice

apfunction 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 3:29

YDI for not having a closable bottle, and putting an open glass of water next to your expensive phone while you sleep.

rety1 13

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:35

lol damn that blows.. I had a dream I had a giant bowl of jelly beans in my lap and I was actually reaching out as if I was eating them.

billyme 4

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:38

Hate to say it, but I feel YDI on this one. If you leave a full cup of water anywhere (especially in reach), it'll cause a mess eventually.. you're lucky if it doesn't shatter. Just, in the future, think before you leave something somewhere. Even a bowl of nuts could easily be spilled under the bed, for example.

ndiesal 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:10

Your wife will recover...however, that really sucks about your iPhone

FreshSalad 1

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:33

Too bad they lost hahahaha!!

DeadHorseman 11

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:56

lol, i had a dream a while ago where i punched someone in my dream but i also threw a punch in real life. good thing i wasnt facing the wall or anything. also you should keep a water bottle next to your bed instead of a glass of water cause what if dust or a spider or a mosquito or some other bug gets in the water while you sleep? you just gonna drink that?