Health: Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting...

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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By DravensMommy - 06/08/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I woke up with a black eye. Why? My husband was having a dream where he was fighting somebody and wound up punching me in the face in his sleep. I had a very important job interview this morning. FML

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By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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Explain this

By Jenny - 16/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my husband smacked me quite hard, and I have a black eye as a result. It's not a case of a domestic abuse, it was 100% unintended because he was sleeping and had a really bad dream that made him swing his arm. He's feeling bad about it, and I would laugh it off, but I have an important meeting tonight. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2017 07:00 - United States - Warren

Today, while having a bad dream, I went to punch a bully in the face. Mid-swing I wake up and punch the solid concrete wall to my basement bedroom FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 00:53 - Canada

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

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Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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Night terrors

By Tanisha Skye Regeling - 11/06/2020 23:02

Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML

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Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

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Olympiakos10 15

Monday 12 August 2013 2:03

Atleast you didn't stab the muggers in your dream ;]

ty7in_topic 31

Monday 12 August 2013 2:04

Why doesn't your wife tell them that your story's true OP. I'm sure they'll believe the story if she says it.

Comments

thepagoo616 4

Friday 16 August 2013 18:16

My feance actually fights in his sleep and hits me with his elbows i had a busted lip one morning from him

CJB3228 17

Tuesday 20 August 2013 4:41

So they think you're a sleeveless shirt? That's not too bad...

lostribe 3

Friday 23 August 2013 2:50

Freud would have something to say about this.

meaghanromo 7

Saturday 7 September 2013 14:32

Wife Beater lol

Amberm13357 8

Saturday 5 October 2013 17:19

I woke up to myself punching my bf in the face. I wad having a dream I was fighting his brother

lameuser 23

Tuesday 10 December 2013 12:13

That has happened with my parents. My mom is still bitter about it to this day.

hambro 9

Monday 4 May 2015 22:52

"fist smack" XD

LifeTrolls 16

Friday 18 December 2015 16:49

Its okay. I once mistook my mom for an intruder and grabbed her when she woke me up to say she got home from working late. I apparently carried on a normal conversation and went back to bed once I recognized her. I don't remember any of this, but she told me about it in the morning...