By Eli - 20/09/2011 00:21 - Canada

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML
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hairguitarhero 5

In other words, they're saying "**** you, you shouldn't have eaten here in the first place. Please don't come back." So OP, I wouldn't go back. They might resort to poison next time.

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bibbster18 11

They give you yeast and you get an allergic reaction :/

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Snookie85 19

Hahaha. That's really messed up, but hilarious!!!

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BradyT918 9

WTF. Asshole. Not their fault you wernt aware of any food allergies that you had. Besides did you ever think the basket of bread they sent you was a way of figuring out which bread you were allergic to. WTF is wrong with people these days.

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Btreasure 8

Since your using FML I assume your old enough to recognize your own allergies soooo...why did you eat the bread in the first place?

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zann_fml 2

My mom had shellfish her whole life. On her 40th b-day she had lobster. A week later she had it again. And landed in the hospital in anaphalatic shock. Sometimes, allergies just hit.

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wozman 0

Don't worry, I would've done the same thing..................................................

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rockyraccoon28 8

Bread makes you fat.

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marpay 11

Overeating and not exercising makes you fat. Don't blame a food when it's the person eating it at fault.

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jillianmathers12 13

25- Well then you must be eating a lot of bread!

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jefffluffingham 5

its a scott pilgrim reference. scott says he could eat bread forever and ramona says 'yeah, but bread makes you fat.' well thats idiotic...

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herpitydurteedur 0

And so does being a retarted bitch

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FU2causeUFML 2

Yea, but if you don't eat it you become a trolling bitch.

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rockyraccoon28 8

clearly no one on FML has seen Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. sad, it's a great movie.

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rockyraccoon28 8

40- last time I checked, 5 foot 10 in. and 120 pounds wasn't fat.

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lindseyluvszac 4

Have another violent reaction and see where that gets you.

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Brooding99 15

One day, someone will slip and I will finally find out what "op" and "ydl" mean... Then I believe Pinky and the Brain will finally take over the world!!!

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hairguitarhero 5

Op means "open parasite" and ydi means "you deserve incest" Now you know. Ydi

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Brooding99 15

... Please remove yourself from the gene pool. Thanks!

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marpay 11

Original poster and you deserve it. There you go. :)

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lulututu 4

I don't understand why people don't just Google it if they don't want to ask.

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fadingfaith 4

Googling it is too mainstream.

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horizontalline 18

Then bing it.

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