By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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Subarufreak 2

So do you know if she is yet?

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jetstream417 0

#754 - You're fking special. @ the OP. teaches you to have sex with drunk chicks doesn't it?

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OrientlSoldr 0

That may be the greatest burn of all time.

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moheat 0

YOU ARE THE GREATEST MORON SINCE GEORGE BUSH JR. I still voted FYL... But damn you are dumb

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AlliLynne 0

LMFAO. Favorite FML. My friend told me about this. That sucks balls.

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dis_ooglie_nena 0

DAMNNNN!!!....u must be goin fkn crazy wonderin if shez pregnant!!lol....fyl

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a1m2a3d4o5 0

dude wtf man dont have sex with some random person you dont know you mighthave gotten AIDS or gonorhea or something

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luckyjack 0

frank just wanted to let you all know the girl is now 3 months prego, half of everything he makes will be going to her until the kid is 18. also, the genital warts he got from that night are amazing. apparently they give alot of texture that he doesnt wanna go back to sex like it was before

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under_estimated 0

I love how everyone thinks that she is on the pill and everything will be ok. Even if she is on the pill...her ass could still get pragnant. I know someone who used a condom AND was using birth control and got pregnant two different times. Doesn't fukking matter if she was on the pill, stupid move in the first place. She could of had AIDS.

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