By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 776
You deserved it 1 824

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

Comments

agree with 795...OP never mentioned anything about how she looked.

The illustration may not be correct but its still entertaining!

TheAnonymousOne_fml 0

my boyfriend and i have been having sex for over 5months together and have been using the pull out method the majority of the time and i have yet to become pregnant. if you do it the right way, it does work.

OMG that illustration is ******* hilarious. & OP, YDI.

hairspray666 0

Out of all the things to illustrate, you chose to draw that? I hope she's not pregnant. I don't want smaller versions of you combined with a crazy woman's genes walking around wreaking havoc on our birth rate.

SluttyMcNugget 0

Also, this illustration is misleading cause the OP never said that he was at a bar...it could have been at a party since he said 'barely know' so that means that he had most likely seen her before. It's still a pretty good drawing though!! :D

lmmmr 0

The illustration totally strays from the actual FML. And OP, you could not deserve it more. #15 is right.