By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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LovelessEva 7

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! omg hahahaha so funny, i can actually see that happening in my mind HAHA poor you, did she get pregnant?:p

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Christineiscool 0

You should've ripped and dipped! :) It's your fault though lol Condom next time dude

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ilovefml_ra 0

http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=44542b5a

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jbm16 0

dunk sex almost never turns out good

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wowyoufail 2

You should have "proceeded" to push her away so you could get out, ejaculated in her mouth and on her face and then left

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john_bell 0

It must have been awkward after you were done

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Karriedaway 0

jesus what a crazy cow...i hope you ran out of that door

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AutumnsMonologue 0

...DUDE! NOT EVEN FUNNY =O

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Diligent17 4

Ok let's make a list on why you had it coming: 1)You was Drunk. 2)You did not wear a condom. 3)You wanted to pull out(Worst Method) 4)You believed that the girl would let you pull out. 5)You basically screwed up. YDI

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