By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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nataliecb33 0

withdrawal is ineffective that was an idiotic idea.

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notFUNNYtoMEass 0

that's an interesting paradox... worst ****** ever fyl dude. i'm sorry

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wowfmlife 0

babies are pretty cool

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sailnaked6842 0

hey, maybe if you're lucky, you won't be the only guy in the mix of the who's the daddy game...unless you make more money than the rest of them...then you're ******

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thesurge 0

wow dude, that's amazing. The same thing happened to me! except i managed to pull out right on time! But i know the feeling.

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PS3guy20 0

Man I would have pulled out a gun and yelled DIE CRAZY BITCH!!!!

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Axbot 0

That bitch will be appearing on Maury any day now.

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