Hahaha, best FML i've seen in a loooong time. Whoever made the Falcon Punch comment, you're awesome.

dont believe this for a moment

gahahahaha thats a simultaneous fail and win.

dude......... better hope you dont have super sperm

Have none of you made a mistake and had unprotected drunk sex before and then regretted it? You all sound so holier than though to this poor kid.

Haha # 19 is awesome. I gotta say this is hilarious, like really stupid on your part, but still. #83 also pretty cool :D

push her down the stairs

@#9 - yes, there are 2,3 days where you are the MOST fertile and the MOST LIKELY to conceive, but in no uncertain terms are there only 2 or 3 days a month where you can get pregnant. The "red" zone is actually about 14 days from the start of your cycle (day 1). Those little buggers can survive up to 7 days (up to, not always). And dude - you deserved a psycho chick - one night stand + no condom = NO SEX.

#89: Actually, I've never gotten drunk so I've never made such a mistake. That doesn't make me "holier than thou" to the OP, however, it does mean that he made quite a few bad decisions.

Lesson learned? NEVER have sex without protection. or with a crazy lady.. LOL