By BeboKhaos - 04/08/2009 02:37 - United States

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Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML
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dandymidori 0

OUCH D: I hope your spermcount is still okay!

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G_tastic 0

that is the funniest thing i have ever heard lol hahaha

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cocky 0

be happy you got head, you little bastard. quit bitching.

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sonnyv 0

I WAS GONNA PUT ThE SAME THINg!!

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planbsk8er 0

hahaha that sux I'm glad nuthin like that has happed to me but then agian I'm 15

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beckiemarie 0

OMFG LMAO ahahha. That made my day

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pissadoodle 0

i think my kids are going to be retarded too ive hit my balls so many times like one time me and my friends were on my trampoline and they started a stungun fight all on me so i get kicked ten times try to get out one leg is still in my friend pulls it and i throw up for a minute

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adelaide_evening 0

Yes. It's because you've hit your ball sac one too many times that you're children are going to be retarded.

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dammn 0

LMAO moderated this (: made me laughhh .

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TheCashMan88 0

Psssst. Guess what. Nobody gives a flying **** if you moderated it. That is all.

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Xdanicat 0

#46, I clicked on your profile. You piss me off. What's worse is that I live pretty near you. "heyy , i love to text ! i texted over 10 000 last month . so my bill was $400 my dad took away all my texts :P i love music , i have over 1300 songs on my ipod . i absolutely love fml.com i check it everyday :)"

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maddog_fml 0

@#62 Stop bitching. @#46 Nobody cares!

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clairesucks 37

Instead of saying agreed why don't you just thumb up their comment?

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ElNegroHombre 0

Tell her to stop. Getting a bj shouldn't be an FML.

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