By BeboKhaos - 04/08/2009 02:37 - United States

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Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML
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dandymidori 0

OUCH D: I hope your spermcount is still okay!

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TheCashMan88 0

When you go down on her, bite her ********. That will show her.

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DameGreyWulf 0

ow ow ow ow ow ow Yeah that'll certainly show her lol ... Unless she's into that kind of thing...

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clairesucks 37

No don't do that, that's horrible! Maybe it was her first BJ. Instead teach her how to do it properly. Refine her technique

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Shizden 0

Wow OP that real-SURPRISE BUTT SECKS-ly sucks for you.

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HornetsHornets 0

These stories are always cute, even if they aren't necessarily FML material.

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BikerMike 0

don't let her be the "man" and you the "bitch" in this relationship

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Jimboom 11

If it was your first ever BJ then perhaps it was her first time giving a BJ in which case she may never have seen balls up close and therefor doesn't know how to treat them with the respect they deserve. Could have been worse though. She could have stuck a thumb up your ass.

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mjsmclaren 0

sorry bout that...I think we have hooked up with the same girl

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voodootrucker 0

let me get this straight your complaining about getting head she could of bit half off and you still are not allowed to complain head is always good

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sonnyv 0

YdI for having a baLLSAK!!! lmfao!

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