By BeboKhaos - 04/08/2009 02:37 - United States

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Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML
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dandymidori 0

OUCH D: I hope your spermcount is still okay!

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jet_fml 0

this was meant to be a reply, edited.

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xoGAMERCHICKx3 0

I beg to differ - at fourteen you can still love someone. Maybe not a significant other but you can very well love your friends and family. I'm fourteen and I love my friends and family. And even so, there is never an age for love. It just happens. So don't say someone is too young to love just because you would stereotype them as too immature or something along those lines to know what love is. It's age discrimination.

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dramakat11 0

Shutup. You don't know at what age someone can be in love. It's different for everyone. I am now 19. I remember being in love when I was 14 and I was, indeed really in love and had a long, serious relationship. You cannot judge everyone just because you feel you could not have been in love when you were young.

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dramakat11 0

OP--just explain to her what feels good. Show her if necessary. That's what you have to do in the bedroom, instruct your lover how to please you and encourage her to do the same. Get over it. I did all kinds of dumb stuff when I first started doing sexual things because I simply didn't understand what feels good for a man. My partner simply taught me. This is not an FML.

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adelaide_evening 0

I think it's harder to experience love at fourteen and they're more impressionable and confused, but I still think it's possible. I think when people are on their high horse and am like, "Look at me! I'm out of high school! I'm sooo smart and have so much worldly knowledge that I can tell people a few years younger than me what they are and aren't feeling because I've waited to have sex until I'm out of high school," well, I think that's slightly immature. There are a lot of people at eighteen and nineteen who still don't know what love is, and it all depends on the maturity of the person. Heck, there are forty year olds who aren't mature enough to love someone like that and be in a mature relationship. So, essentially, I don't think it depends on a person's age.

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Stpatch754 0

wow man i really feel for you, but the rest of the head was good tho?

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OhGoth 0

Why can't people have sex at fourteen?

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cheeter 0

because not only is having sex at 14 irresponsible but wrong. I see your 13 so at least wait until you can get a decent paying job to support a kid (you never know) That is I'm assuming you didn't have sex at 13 (EWWWWW) Oh well if you did you're considered a **** by society.

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mike1921 0

Wrong? How so? You know, birth control exists, and if all else fails abortion (It's legal, and any parent who wouldn't let their 14 year old daughter get one is seriously ****** up in the head). I plan on getting a vasectomy when I'm 18 so I don't need the former and won't put anyone through the latter. Society thinking any girl who has sex young is a **** is one of the lesser reasons why I wouldn't have sex with my Girlfriend if I had one, I don't want to make her look bad. But "society doesn't like it, so it's wrong" not a very convincing argument.

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Aaven 0

south park reference :)

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