By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

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Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)

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nightowl713 25

Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.

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Skarkie321 18

Orgasms cure hiccups so have him give you another one

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nesscafe_fml 17

Hahahaha you -came- to the realization....?

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marramrammar 2

You are screwed cause anyone that know you intimately will know your faking the O if not followed by hiccups for 30 min. Let me see you skillfully fake 30 mins of hiccuping falsely!

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AliensAteMyUncle 3

Doesn't matter, had sex. But just drink water with your head bowed, through a straw. Clears my hiccups everytime.

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marg1985 4

i guess theres no faking it for you. FYL

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tigerfight23 3

That just sounds overly entertaining

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Anonymousx3x 4

..How could you know that you hiccup EVERY TIME you ****** if you've only had one?

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hennessy89 34

My thoughts exactly 120!

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noisebox 1

It's just after ****** 'shock waves'.

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