By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

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Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)

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nightowl713 25

Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.

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TheMystery13 13

If it was your FIRST ******, how do you know that this is a constant?

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ckrider64 8

this may he the biggest fml ever. im so sorry!!!

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Coocoo257 10

Really? Orgasms are supposed to cure hiccups.

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pie_flavor 16

Hiccup cure that is scientifically proven. 1 breathe in thru mouth 2 swallow 3 swallow again 4 breathe out slowly thru nose

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copy_tht_jojo 12

I get the same thing but during sex.....the totally messes everything up

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XxWolfyGirlXx 16

At least its not a migraine

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julian__91 3

How many times did you have an ****** today to realize that?

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worldclassrager 39

What happens when you sneeze? Hiccups for fifteen minutes?

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