By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

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Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)

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nightowl713 25

Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.

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DrFuzzyPickles 9

First ******... Are you old enough to be posting, let along reading posts on FML?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yeah, because everyone who has their first ****** is a (pre)teen and not a young adult. Give me a break, dude. Not everyone who experience their først ****** is some young teen with raging hormones.

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lysx84 24

Genuinely can't imagine someone getting to adulthood without even a self inflicted ******...

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Jaguwar 1

I was thinking the same thing, however a self-inflicted (ha! Poor choice of words, actually) ****** just isn't the same thing. If he found her G-Spot, for instance, the type of ****** is likely very different, triggering a stronger response.

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lux0rd 18

It happens once and you suddenly know that it's gonna happen everytime? On a kinda related note, when I have orgasms I sometimes sneeze afterwards.

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daytoday21 10

How can you know that it's "everytime," when this is your first time?

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philphillyphill 0

Soooo, out of the total of one time you have had one, every time you get the hiccups. Interesting.

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takpaan 6

Hahaha no that's a "lie detector" built right in if u ask me XD every woman should have it buahahaha

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angel55033 12

How'd you learn so quickly since you just had your first? Can't conclude a ridiculous statement after a few times haha

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tobin22 9

Nice timing and choice of the word come. Lol

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Kade20 4

How do you know if it was your first time? Lol

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natluna79 5

Stand on your head and drink some water while having sex next time! Lo

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