By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

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Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)

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nightowl713 25

Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.

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MillerBeerTime 5

That's cute as shit

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chocolateisyum 12

*************IMPORTANT INFORMATION!**************** After sex, put you arms in the air and get your boyfriend to feed you some water (without stopping - no breaths) Your hiccups should stop. My former principal told me this awesome trick!

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Jenn50 19

Your principal told you that after sex, you should put your arms in the air and have your boyfriend feed you water? What kind of a school do you go to??

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chocolateisyum 12

****, I meant that she only told me to do that when I have hiccups, not after sex. Dammit! But I did say that I don't go to that school anymore...

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neurodoc 1

Ask ur boyfriend to say "Oh, hi mom" by looking towards the window/door. That will scare the crap out of you and end your hiccups (and possibly your orgasms too...) Once the cause is rooted out, then you'd have no hiccups. Buahahaha ;)

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sportsy 7

If that's your first ****** then how can you come to a conclusion?

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BananerzFresh 12

How do you come to a conclusion like that if it was only your first ******?

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yigiter007 6

I'm going to guess and say that your breathing pattern during said event triggers the hiccups. Try holding your breath at the end.

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musicmaniac0099 0

Well, think about it. In a situation like that, I don't think you'll mind the hiccups.

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mandiezle 4

Who fakes an ******? What's the benefit a life time of bad sex

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