By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

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Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)

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nightowl713 25

Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.

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Natalie1290 4

Look on the bright side, it could be worse. When i ****** i start crying and laughing :P

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Blakeykins 0

Am I the only one that would find that slightly adorable?

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sorrowsangel89 1

I agree with comment 2. I would put up with hiccups just to have an ******.

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puddingface94 3

It's only your first ******. How do you know that will happen every time... It's not like you have anything to compare it to???

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el_cursi 0

You "came" to the realization jejeje. I need to grow up.

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Cygnus_fml 10

That is the cutest thing I've ever heard.

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thebigslim 13

That has happened to be about 4-5 times actually ...... apparently when they are 'big' ones, the body doesn't know how to react?

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Jaguwar 1

LOL AW! That's ok (if a little painful, I'm guessing), it could be worse. I just know it could! :)

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Katie420Bug 0

You swallow to much air while you are breathing intensly.

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