By Trapped. - 06/11/2013 02:53 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
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minna97 14

BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

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thrifting 18

Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.

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driinkbleach 18

Aw she sounds cute. Maybe you should reconsider.

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buttcramp 21

man there's so much wrong with this!

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sunnyray812 42

Why did you agree with it then? Don't feel too bad for saying "no." You have the right to be happy.

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nmrg 10

Watch out, she might be the type to poke holes in your condoms or lie about birth control.

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LennyComa 39

Nut Up, be firm and tell her it's over.

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ChiefRager 8

Ask her for anal now. You could prolly get away with it.

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SuperMew 22

You need to not go out with her. Bring friends with you, get all your stuff, then tell her to back off. Don't show up for ice skating.

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ashleyylove3 22

Stop giving in to her. Grow some balls and stick to your word!

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buckdharma 37

Say, she's deceiving me It cuts my security has she got control of me Then turn to her and say... I won't wear the blades or the giant shades, oh no.

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Mackay92 14

Grow some balls and tell her again then walk away for good it's not like she has you chained up to the radiator

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