By Trapped. - 06/11/2013 02:53 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 966
You deserved it 11 610

Same thing different taste

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BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.

Comments

Bigfabthetruth52 22

Man-up dude,you should be.able to decide this for yourself.

Simple solution: Just dont go iceskating.

You're only trapped because you want to be. If you want out, then get out, don't be a sissy about it!

"Wayne: Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?"

Goblin182 26

Reminds me of a British sitcom I once saw. "Coupling"

The longer you let this go on, the worse it's going to be. Have some dignity and just tell her straight out, then cut off all contact as it's obvious it's for the best - no contact means she can't get the wrong idea. Don't go ice skating, don't accept whatever she buys you. Be firm, it's not good for either of you to be in a relationship where one person doesn't want to be there.

I think she might be a little bit over attached :/ give her time to handle the breakup it might be a little hard but if you just explain to her why in a friendly loving way and don't be a jerk she could probably handle it a lot easier

ninety 25

He's breaking up with her, I understand doing in a friendly way, but why loving?

You're going to make things worse by allowing her to continue like this. Just cut her out of your life and she'll soon take the hint.