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By lyfisdyno - 12/09/2013 00:16 - United Kingdom - Malvern

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Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
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Wizardo 33

Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

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bellydancer82 15

I feel like too much of this story is missing....

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Sweet_Meli 11

So you have a fetish for KFC employees, no big deal :p No but really, you owe us the whole story , something's definitely missing haha

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Right? I can't figure out whether OP was wearing the KFC costume, or if the guy was... :P

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mariepastyglue 30

This is not an Fml, this is you being desperate for the D. I'm also assuming you were outdoors, otherwise he probably would have taken off the uniform, one more guess is that you were also in a Kfc uniform. Well at least you had sex, I guess.. Did you at least get a coupon for a nice big bucket?

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HiImNew 3

You chose to do it, why the **** are you complaining?

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RedPillSucks 31

Sometimes people only realize how low they've sunk until after they've sunk.

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fsomelife 26

Does he at least work there? Or at the very least, DID he?

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