By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML
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giantsfan2010 23

Don't tell her?

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myth454 2

You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.

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AerBear115 15

How old are you? Cos if your 18+ you better explain to your mother to leave you the eff alone. Or just pull the same prank on her but double the amount by 4 ;)

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eggmarie 25

You can kill people that way. Just so you know, for future endeavors and such.

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rivaraven 35

And you still tell her about your dates and eat her food? YDI, really.

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pcentral 17

While that's a horrible thing for your mother to do, if you are going to continue to tell her about your dates and eat food that she has cooked then that's really your own fault.

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crice2608 3

fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, sorry four time, shame on me! lol

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tomiller64 0

Have you tried moving out? Or killing her?

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emo666_ 0

I agree with #1, just don't tell her.

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Elfroid 10

You are aware she is poisoning you and you should seek legal advice, right? Thats domestic abuse.

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xanllan95 2

Move out quickly or your mother will ruin everything . But I'm so srry you've had some crappy dates no pun intended . Hope things get better for you :) cheers

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erinchick1 7

Seriously, you should've caught on to her little trick by now! Your solution to preventing it next time is slip laxatives in her food and then make yourself a sandwich and eat it as you watch her eat then smile at her as you say 'ok I got a hot date now! Bye!' walk out the door and I guarantee she won't follow.

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