By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML
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bargarlm 2

So she thinks she's full of air? That makes sense, sounds like she's an airhead....

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David199619 8

Please dont delete my comment I was tempted to do it!

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cold_heat1321321 4

I am at a loss for words. I'm sure you were at first too FYL op

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davidisbeast 12

Convenient & cheap solution to put off that weight!

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ohmandapants 16

So you didn't convince her. You TRIED... This can't be the first time your girlfriend's stupidity has come to light, you should know what you're dealing with.

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ReesesPuffs 0

You're an idiot...

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Jellyrollz 0

This is funny because i'm pooping right now

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ohmandapants 16

I think she just didn't get my joke, and was trying to prove a point.

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Meowingtons500 18

103- Judging from your facial expression in your lovely photo, I wouldn't doubt it.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

#81 Why did you put a period at the end of a question.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

If you saw that as me copying you, then I apologize, I'll try and find something unused next time. :)

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Meowingtons500 18

Thanks TheIsland. In just one comment you have been able to make me feel completely violated. Here come the male anatomy apocalypse night terrors. O_O

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Meowingtons500 18

Definetly a female. Just one who enjoys Consuela. :)

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xk75 4

So she's a dumbass AND a fatass? Got yourself a keeper OP.....

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StillSinging9594 0

I'm pretty sure the person is calling her a fatass because she feels the need to go on a strange diet to lose weight... Not because she burps.

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Skittlepickle 13

Charlie and his grandpa did it the whole time they were in Willie Wonka'a bubble room. Look how skinny they are.

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murdersquirrel 15

That's where she got the idea! I thought maybe she was confused about bulimia.

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alexup24 13

They were skinny before the burping. So ha, jokes on you.

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YayFlameWarz 9

Jenny Craig aint got shit on the new belching diet.

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flockz 19

tell her that everytime she gives you a *******, you lose weight, and that this is the only method that works for you.

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MistaBlista 9

Damn, that's genius,

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flockz 19

or if you're not fat, you could just say that it helps build more muscle. technically you wouldn't be lying, well at least i wouldn't be. everytime i ******, i flip a car. great strength builder.

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TheNewGuy03 28

I would normally ask for video proof, but in this particular case, I'll decline. |the kid|

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