By sal - 19/08/2012 02:48 - United States - Rexburg

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Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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ByronJess 17

You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.

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Wiebeski19 5

Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol

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Rocky007 15

Give up the sex. Not that big a deal.

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FMLoverAgain 7

Send him my way

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BellaMarta 19

You could convince him to downsize...

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Dracoboxer357 35

249- You'd be hard pressed to convince me to just "down-size". :p Op- "Here's the big knife, Honey. I'm thinking 2 inches off the top and about half it's thickness." Husband- O.o (I'm so ******....) Scary stuff. ;P

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BellaMarta 19

Hahaha... that's funny. Wouldn't a guy be freaked out if he went to the doctor to make it bigger?

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RedPillSucks 31

I bet if she talked about cutting it off WHILE they were having sex, it would instantly make him smaller.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Is your husband Tiny or Wesley Pipes?

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japtap81 16

She's NOT talking about him being fat dude! His PENIS is too thick or long, possibly both! Learn to read!

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grannygruber 6

Easy fix for that, get pregnant, once the baby slides out you won't have that problem anymore!

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mommymonster 0

Why does everyone keep saying "if a baby can fit, so can your husband."? I'm guessing they've never actually had any kids. Passing a child is horrifically painful, especially without the epidural and 80% of women experience a vaginal tear. If sex felt like that to me, I'd be looking for other options, too! Lots of women have this same problem. You can try looking online for support groups and see how those women handled it. Good luck, hon!

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japtap81 16

I have 3 kids, I DID NOT use an epidural or any kind of pain meds with any of them! It was not horrifically painful. It was painful but only the contractions. My last child I literally ripped from my ass PAST my clit! 15 stitches total. The stitches hurt more than the tear and the contractions.

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