By sal - 19/08/2012 02:48 - United States - Rexburg

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Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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ByronJess 17

You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.

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Wiebeski19 5

Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol

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maddyfell 1

Just give birth to a child and then it will be stretched enough.

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brando1983 9

There's such a thing as too big??? Damn, who knew?

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anonymous_kitten 8

This is why premarital sex is not always a bad thing. /:

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Yulyasya 0

108 i am sorry i dont agree. There is a condition called vaginismus. Its involuntary spasm of the vaginal muscles and sometimes theres nothing you can do. And it hurts like crazy..... Unfortunately sometimes even inserting a finger hurts.... So the ****** cannot always stretch to fit everything.

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TcheQ 12

Ask him to have an operation to reduce his size. This is also why it's important to try before you buy :S

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mollymayan 3

Get some lube? Maybe you're just.. Too dry.

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DeafCountryMama 3

Actually, your husband is NOT too big. You need a high quality lubricant that is customized to meet your needs. You need to look into the Pure Romance line at pureromance.com. I would recommend, Just Like Me, Pure Pleasure, or Pure Silk. The best part is unlike the ones you can buy in the store such as KY or Trojan is there's no spermicide in them. So they are VERY handy tools to have if you want to have kids.

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itsme1321 3

Yea, K-Y and Trojan lubricants don't contain spermicide...Trojan condoms do, but not their lube. As for the line of products you recommended, they contain ingredients linked to higher risk of sti & cervical cancer...

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sassyssg 1

Here is a helpful comment. A ****** is able to stretch large enough to shove a babies head through aprox 10cm so his penis should fit. However if there are vaginal rejuvenation surgeries there is a surgery to assist your issue. Speak to your doctor.

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Somefruits 24

Vaginas often rip/tear when women have babies, and it's not fun or pleasurable to stretch that much. Also, women can only stretch that far when giving birth, and after dilating for hours. So her husband would still need to take it slow, very slow, to be able to fit, and it probably wouldn't be too comfortable.

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