Intimacy: Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for...

By sal - 19/08/2012 02:48 - United States - Rexburg

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2018 06:00

Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2019 06:43

Today, my husband was finally moving out. I picked up his enormous duffle bag full of clothes to help get him out faster, and I threw out my back. I now can't move. I can't even wipe my own ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 16:59

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 20:00

Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML

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Sunday 19 August 2012 10:55

You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.

Wiebeski19 5

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:48

Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol

Comments

jim_bolicious 4

Monday 20 August 2012 1:55

It's best to be long, not thick

janeybean 4

Monday 20 August 2012 2:26

Aww poor you I bet he was a good guy! Does he know this?

lilmamabear12 1

Monday 20 August 2012 3:10

I know exactly what you mean I have up sex

SMSgtBrown 3

Monday 20 August 2012 3:26

Just take it nice and easy

yessirre 4

Monday 20 August 2012 3:30

Does he not know how to make it wet?

Nick030597 1

Monday 20 August 2012 3:51

Didn't know you could be to big o.O

ajuuyeee 0

Monday 20 August 2012 3:55

I'm sorry for your pain.

arcin 1

Monday 20 August 2012 4:27

U don't need to give up ur sex life. U can sart out by using a dilator, which will gradually stretch out the muscles of ur pelvic floor. Better consult a physician or physical therapist that specializes in pelvic floor dysfunction (e.g. Painful intercourse).