By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 14:29 - United States - Atwater

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 656
You deserved it 3 110

Same thing different taste

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TMO2142 25

Ezio has all his fingers though

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Hopefully you live in a 1 story house or else you might find him jumping off the roof

RedWolf16 21

Hopefully, OP can make a pile leaves or a haystack to cushion his fall.

Ezio never cut off his fingers. His ancestors did so they could use hidden blades, but by the time Ezio came around hidden blades didn't require someone to cut off a finger.

Da Vinci modified the weapon so that wouldn't happen...maybe a review of that scene wouldn't be a bad idea

anon your son is an idiot altiar was the 9 fingered one ezio had all

So he's an idiot because he got Altair and Ezio mixed up, but not because he tried to cut not only his, but also his friend's fingers off?

It seems some kids are just way to influenced and just don't know what's wrong about it.

Put a wheelbarrow of hay outside his window while you're at it!

Hey, at least they aren't trying to cut off their whole arms!

SilentSin 23

It's Altaïr that has a finger missing. Lol

Game is rated 17+ I don't think your child should be playing rated M games. It's not a babysitter. The only person you can blame is yourself.