By . - 05/08/2016 16:57 - Germany - Neuwied

Today, I had to hide some Oreos inside my bra to motivate my husband to get close to me. FML
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stryder9090 28

Oreos and ****? Doesn't get much better than that

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Mortoli 30

lol milks favorite cookie and pretty certain cookies favorite milk ;)

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edward_cooper 10

I think its time you both need to start looking for another man

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chitochito 17

I guess you could say you had an... OREOLA

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RedPillSucks 31

should have put them in your panties

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unfuqnreal 15

Who needs motivation when the scattered arse about ...

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Cynakill 11

Perhaps a shock collar would suffice, if he goes farther than 1 foot away from you, ZAP!

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Cynakill 11

Perhaps a shock collar would suffice? If he goes farther than 1 foot away from you, ZAP!

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Cynakill 11

Ignore this, I thought it didn't post the first time, slow internet blah blah blah.

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Grisha_fml 18

don't try sticking them in other places in the future. The results may not be as satisfying.... LOL

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