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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 947

By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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You deserved it 4 533

By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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You deserved it 15 591

By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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devildog562 33

Monday 24 November 2014 0:11

Go to the store get a mask, wait until they fall asleep, then wake them up with bright lights and creepy voices.

Acerhawk 24

Monday 24 November 2014 0:10

You should "mug" them and just take all their valuables and hide them

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patrickeli 15

Monday 24 November 2014 0:31

Sorry to hear that you were mugged. Your mother seems incredibly insensitive... Sorry about that, too.

quickit 24

Monday 24 November 2014 0:33

That's really twisted. Maybe try explaining to them why they shouldn't do that. That's really messed up OP. I'm sorry your family sucks.

Im2Shy 16

Monday 24 November 2014 0:34

I'm sorry OP but I'm glad you survived and are healthy enough to post. You need to find their fears and pull a kick ass prank on them as payback :-)

Edumcg 24

Monday 24 November 2014 0:34

Oh my god that's awful. Sorry OP, at least you're alright. You can always punch them in the face and say "Sorry, you triggered my spidey sense."

suruhhhhh 8

Tuesday 25 November 2014 2:49

"oh did you get mugged by a spider?" Yeah Idc about down votes. Hate it up.

netflixislove 32

Monday 24 November 2014 0:34

That's really sad. I sorry they're so mean.

depressionista 17

Monday 24 November 2014 0:38

I hope everything is okay OP, stay safe

MidnaLink 33

Monday 24 November 2014 0:39

Your family sucks, you need a new one.

TMramrod 15

Monday 24 November 2014 0:39

I don't understand how they think that's funny, I'm sorry OP hoping for a fast recovery :/

itsme82 18

Monday 24 November 2014 0:54

I'm so sorry op. I know how it feels to have family make fun of you when you need help. Is there someone you can stay with besides them?

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Monday 24 November 2014 0:56

**** man they need to stop being jerks and help you !

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

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