Love: Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left,...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 00:01

Today, my girlfriend was given an ultimatum by her dad: come back to China and marry the man he picked for her, or stay here at uni with her 'white devil boyfriend' (me) and be shunned by her whole family forever. She chose here for her future career, but I think she resents me for it. FML

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By gill - 20/06/2024 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Recently, her mother married a rich guy and they moved in together. Her stepfather pays for everything and she can now go to bars every weekend or travel. Now that she’s “had a taste of the good life” she thinks she can meet someone better. I’m working class. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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I'm too old for this

By anon - 08/06/2022 22:00

Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML

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By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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PennyLane27 32

Saturday 28 April 2012 2:59

Keep her. Pay for your own college. Earn your big boy pants. [and get laid!]

RebekahBrooke 9

Saturday 28 April 2012 2:59

love, or a good life?

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 28 April 2012 5:28

Choose your education. They'll be plenty of fish in college.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 28 April 2012 5:30

Until you graduate from HS, you'll still see her, and long distance relationships from university can work. You can literally have your cake and edith too.

forever_born 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 5:33

Damn thats RUDE!! Your parents suck OP pick the chick.

j_cat187 19

Saturday 28 April 2012 5:34

You could do what I do and not tell you parents about relationships.

SlackerEmeritus 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 5:47

Your parents sound like real class acts.

PYLrulz 17

Saturday 28 April 2012 5:55

Call their bluff, if worst comes to worst, you'll have to do some work to make some college money

perdix 29

Saturday 28 April 2012 5:58

Drop the gold digger and get that education. You may secretly keep in touch with your high-school honey, but once you discover college pussy, you'll realize that your parents are much smarter than you.

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:03

Just explain to her the reason you need your relationship secret. Hopefully you'll get to keep your gf and college money.

tootsie68 22

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:29

Everyone here can advise you to take one choice over the other. But only you know what's best for you. And obviously, that's quite a difficult decision, but that's life. Good luck!

heyheysmile 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:55

Date her secretly!! Do t tell her urn parents disapprove just say ur parents don't like having anyone over except immediate family members....problem solved