Love: Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me....

By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By bilol - 27/02/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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Double standards

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years cheated on me. His reason? "You were flirting with me for a whole year before us when you had a whole boyfriend at the time. How do I know you aren't a cheater?" His further reasoning was that at least if I cheated on him, he'd have a reason to stay with me. FML

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Instadrama

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 20:00

Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML

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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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Failed

By Secret - 24/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Davison

Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML

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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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Doribella98 14

Sunday 30 December 2012 2:56

Hey OP, at least he thinks you're the most beautiful of all those girls in town :)

Welshite 39

Sunday 30 December 2012 2:54

At least he's loyal and honest; very good qualities in a partner.

Comments

Kitabean18 3

Sunday 30 December 2012 3:59

"then stared at me til I left the room" lmfao!!

nycwrestler 17

Sunday 30 December 2012 4:03

49 must be from out of town.

outoftown 26

Sunday 30 December 2012 4:09

Women's intuition strikes again. Just hope you don't have to deliver his child from your best friend.

Kidkaplan 19

Sunday 30 December 2012 4:09

Best of the worst

saidoh_fml 26

Sunday 30 December 2012 4:09

Op if you asked the question jokingly, then it's possible that he was joking in his response.

OrangeKnife 10

Sunday 30 December 2012 4:10

Out of all those girls that are "****-Ugly" he chose you, Be happy :)

ideasrule 13

Sunday 30 December 2012 4:17

So you're allowed to "jokingly" ask your boyfriend if he's cheating, but he's not allowed to provide a joke answer? I detect some serious hypocrisy here.

PyroManiacGirl 5

Sunday 30 December 2012 4:28

There's a little bit of truth in every just kidding. Obviously you had suspicions about it or it wouldn't have been something you would ask as a joke or not. He's probably not joking either, unless you both have dry humor. If that's the case, then no harm, no foul.

c0c0_fml 16

Sunday 30 December 2012 4:36

Stupid answer for a stupid question. Do you think men like that kind of jokes? Unless you're being suspicious of something and have a good reason to bring it up, just don't go there.