By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
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Doribella98 14

Hey OP, at least he thinks you're the most beautiful of all those girls in town :)

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Welshite 39

At least he's loyal and honest; very good qualities in a partner.

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buckdharma 37

Children, pull up a chair, and I will tell you a lovely story called The ****- Ugly Duckling.

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MUC_fml 5

are you sure thats the first time u asked him that question?

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Johnpinkerton 4

It's all fun and games until you get an honest answer.

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shainiachloe 5

well at least you know how he really feels..

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EsotericBrent 29

YDI. I'd be mad too if someone asked me that. Joking or not, loyalty is something I always take seriously.

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fwongraven 10

You asked a joke question, you got a joke answer. What's the problem? Unless you are actually the type of person who accuses their partner of cheating with no reason, in which case he has the right to be pissed off and give you that answer anyway.

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WhatYouMean 4

At least be happy he's not a cheater t-.-

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