Intimacy: Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne,...

By fmylife7721 - 03/07/2011 05:51 - Canada

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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Freaked out

By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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By EpicFail - 11/01/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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By Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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By vegas-81 - 10/02/2014 03:39 - France

Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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JDFromSac 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:21

stop putting cum on your face then

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:22

At least you can start your own business now. Proactiv 2: Ingredients Unknown.

Comments

Yorker234 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:37

haha dude thats hilarious!!!

mikejunior88 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:40

Use this to your advantage the next time she gets a pimple.

619warrior281 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:41

i think 12 got their panties up their ass by this fml.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:53

Hey. I'd pay to see that ;-/

DrObaid_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:41

obviously It's true that you tried it.

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:41

maybe I missed it, but has boners replyed to this yet? it's right up his alley.

manbearpig7173 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:43

Guess I'm not the only person also looking for his comment :P

junz_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:43

Is she blonde?

foilindo 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:44

you should also use it as a hair gel and it is a wonderful source of protein. you could save some money from buying protein shakes.!!!! hahahahahaha

seeunexttuesdays 6

Monday 4 July 2011 16:46

except your hair will smell like crap!

JesusFishTaco 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:44

Wow? WOW?! Is that all you have to say?! You see that comment space there? It's a magical portal, in which you can make people laugh, cry, bitch at you, and everything in between. You could tell a story, you could pun it up a little. Yet you fill it up with useless dribble? I hope you're happy with yourself, because I am severely disappointed. (sarcasm)