Health: Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from...

By ray - 17/11/2011 11:22 - United States

Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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Leave it to the pros

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By CantBlink - 16/07/2012 18:25 - United States - Jersey City

Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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Hangry boi

By Anonymous - 03/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I had a massive craving for peanut butter and jelly. While making a sandwich, the jar slipped from my hands, bounced off the counter, and exploded all over my kitchen. Now I have peanut butter and jelly in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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Ouch!

By pickle - 20/09/2019 06:01

Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML

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duckie227 22

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:05

That's not where that goes, hate to break it to you

Jdeluxh 12

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:08

You must really suck at making pb&j sandwiches.

Comments

EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Friday 18 November 2011 14:36

How did you get it there in the first place?

tyrrell030491 7

Friday 18 November 2011 17:09

Yeah just HOW did it get there?!

LullzKitteh 1

Friday 18 November 2011 18:40

lmao @62!

mamabear2011 5

Friday 18 November 2011 21:30

who does that? penut butter on the eye.

14natkatprat 0

Friday 18 November 2011 21:56

Peanut butter + eyeball = confusion for me. Lol

jonnynasty 0

Friday 18 November 2011 23:16

Mr peanut just busted a nut in your face, sorry bro.

thetoiletpaper 3

Sunday 20 November 2011 10:32

you missed?

drmountaindeww 0

Monday 21 November 2011 4:19

I don't even wanna know...

Fulldemonstorm 10

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:57

sounds like a fun night

Fulldemonstorm 10

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:57

sounds like a fun night

bubbles42597 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:49

Did u miss your mouth?

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