you know how hard it is to get peanut butter off the top of your mouth? well your saliva has a bit of acidity to it, an acidity that tears do not have (if they did, your eyes would burn out of your skull) so if your saliva has a hard time getting if out then just imagine the difficulty and unbearable pain getting peanut butter out of your MOTHER ******* EYE would be like. we dont know the whole story so i dont know if it was his fault, maybe he failed at spreading peanut butter or someone may have flicked peanut butter at him just to be an asshole but i can say this, after having many things, from tree bark to entire sticks in my eyes over the years, i definitely understand how painful it can be, you have probably lived a pampered life in which there has been no chance of anything ever damaging your "itty bitty eyes". you have no idea how painful an ordinary object is when it is lodged in your eye so you cannot even begin to imagine what peanut butter is like. so unless you have something intelligent to say, shut the **** up.