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By pain - 01/11/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 10:57 - Australia

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By CantPublish - 15/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left a sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

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Andr913 13

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:55

What the **** is wrong with you?

fortehlulocaust 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:55

Just a bit of pain I take it?

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svpanther 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:41

Ummm okay then...

drmountaindeww 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:16

I learned that when i was like 6... Except it was further up...

mickeygirl 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:24

What the hell is a razor doing on it scrotum? U shave it?

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:31

and this is why you don't shave your balls man

ftw487 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:48

Thats just common sense, dumbass

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:53

Did your eyes water?

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:55

Exactly like an FML from yesterday...

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:56

Try explaining this to a Doctor. XD

thatmirandachick 7

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:53

So much wrong with this post..

EllyMo 15

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:56

THATS NOT HOW SPERM DONATION WORKS D; Not cool dude

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Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

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Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

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