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By pain - 01/11/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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You deserved it 8 240

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 10:57 - Australia

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 191

You deserved it 27 968

By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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You deserved it 29 705

By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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You deserved it 10 688

By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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You deserved it 757

By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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Thorn in my side

By CantPublish - 15/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left a sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

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You deserved it 4 994

Andr913 13

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:55

What the **** is wrong with you?

fortehlulocaust 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:55

Just a bit of pain I take it?

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KociaQ 30

Tuesday 1 November 2011 21:31

I have a hard time to decide whether your life sucks or if you deserve it. Ever heard of a simple band-aid?

TimysterGates 15

Tuesday 1 November 2011 21:34

You sir, have taken "Sticky Balls" to a whole new level.

thegoodnaysayer 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 21:39

Well...duh.

GuitarGeek44 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 21:49

Take your time, and use a non-electric razor. That might prevent future injusries to your coinpurse.

cinderella10383 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:35

Injuries* even

Mayjay122 7

Tuesday 1 November 2011 21:55

I bet this fml makes guys scrotums burn or tense up just reading or thinking about this! Thats gotta hurt :S

CatchtheTIMO 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:10

ouch

Dannibalism 1

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:27

You don't deserve to own a sack...

pilotx 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:33

Dude everyone knows duct tape is what you use for ball wounds

polkadot3155 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:34

maybe try waxing next time.. hahahaha

drlove78843 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:41

Sometimes we do things in a hurry without thinking, like one time I sprayed cologne on my scrotum and it wasn't pleasant at all.

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

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Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

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Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML

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Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

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Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML

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Today, I was supposed to leave for Disney. Our trip was cancelled last year because of the pandemic. This morning, we found out my sister’s boyfriend, who was a last-minute add-on to the trip, has COVID. Cancelled again. Maybe next year. FML

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Same thing different taste

Itchy and scratchy

Thorn in my side

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