By pain - 01/11/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML
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Andr913 13

What the **** is wrong with you?

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nerdchic 5

I will cry for you.. I'm female so o could only imagine your pain... Did give me the giggles though :)

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jeffw1123 4

next time just put a little bit of super glue on it when your shit heals it will just fall off it was designed for surgery on internal body parts it wont hurt you

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HomeAl0ne 20

The way this guy's life is going I bet he manages to glue his foreskin to his scrotum, then turns himself inside out when he gets an erection.

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alycion 38

Wax it next time. That doesn't hurt at all. Trust us girls. We wax all of the time. It's fun. ;)

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HappyPickles 11

Waxing the pubes doesn't hurt *much* - ok. It's fun? errm....

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TJ1991 3

Trim dude, geez, taking a razor anywhere near that, the hell? Don't forget how itchy you'll be for the next few days too.

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a13xpotter 0

Why the **** is there a razor cut on your scrotum?

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justanotherbird 19

Are you serious? Maybe because no one wants a hairy bush, male or female.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#135 That's actually untrue. There are some people who prefer their partners to not shave or wax their pubic hair.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

They make electric trimmers for this...doesn't get quite as close as a razor blade, but close enough, and a lot safer.

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha! But seriously man. How the hell did you think was going to happen. I know the trauma of cutting ones own testicles can throw any man off his game, unless you are into that sort of thing... I have heard about a certain fetish that compulsively makes one to remove his testicles. But you don't sound like that kind of guy. But I digress. You could have chosen something else. Selotape.. hell even blue tack would have done a better job.. WTF did you think was going to happen?!?¿ YDI YDI YDI!!! But at least you didn't use superglue. ;-)

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