Transportation: Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits....

By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 15:00 - United States

Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 13:54 - Greece - Athens

Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 20:49 - United States

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, and since I found out that I'm pregnant, I've been sober. I used to smoke weed to help with me depression and anxiety, but now I can't even take prescription medicine for it. I'm about to throw hands at this point. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 05:02

Today, I realised why I’m so irritable these days. My former flatmate smoked so many cigarettes that, now he’s moved out and taken the smoke with him, I’m going through nicotine withdrawal. I realised this after I saw cigarettes in a shop and couldn’t stop staring at them. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

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By Thepunchline - 11/08/2010 09:19 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

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By zaneey - 17/01/2009 18:41 - Australia

Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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OptimusSlime 23

Monday 14 March 2016 0:40

Maybe it's best to avoid guns, weapons, and such for now...

tin_cup 27

Monday 14 March 2016 0:40

Take a deep breath. Things will get better.

Comments

JKPwnage 27

Monday 14 March 2016 5:13

Props to you for trying to dump your unhealthy habits. Good luck!

KneeJerker 24

Monday 14 March 2016 5:25

It takes balls to go cold turkey. As much as it sucks for them to honk because of that, maybe they were the ones who needed to relax more than you? Its not your fault someone was crossing the street. Deep breaths, relax, it'll be good.

cannbend 11

Monday 14 March 2016 5:27

This is like my everyday anxiety.... Unfortunately I have no advice. Hang in there OP.

Gilli2001 9

Monday 14 March 2016 5:31

Maby you should consider anger mangement

fridgeslyr 7

Monday 14 March 2016 5:35

I should never quit anything cold turkey.

fde2blknimout 18

Monday 14 March 2016 5:43

You will have a seizure

darkbob101 16

Monday 14 March 2016 6:21

Kudos to you for having the courage to give them up. Best of luck, I hope things get better for you soon! Don't give up! Also, please don't run over my grandma crossing the street ;)