Don't go cold turkey, your body will suffer from extreme withdrawals. Maybe cut down on how many you have by 1 a day for a week, then 2, the three. Gradually, your body will get used to it

You shouldn't have starting smoking in the first place. YDI. But at least you're realizing you were living your life wrong and are now making the right life decision by stopping. You're improving yourself so I applaud you for that. This is the right thing to do. Also alcohol is poison but it's ok if you only drink occasionally. Like I hate the people who can't have fun with a group of friends or at a party without needing to drink. It's honestly pathetic.

Just flip the other driver the bird. It'll be all right.

Going cold turkey is tough, but you're brave to do so. You'll be irritable for a while, but not forever. Stay strong and don't give up. But also stay calm, very importantly!

Remember one thing- dig grave six feet deep, put body in it, fill in 3 feet of dirt, put animal body on top of that, fill in remaining dirt. If police dogs do find it they will dig up the animal and put it back then leave.

Want to meet up and grab a beer?

Try gum and patches? And get yourself a stress ball

Maybe try one at a time if it's too hard. Stop drinking and when you are comfortable with that, then stop smoking.

I bet you're American aren't you?

Why is everyone freaked out so much? I always assumed it was a normal attitude to extremely obnoxious people.