By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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dealwithit84 0

get out of there. she will want a 3way

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col535 0

where can I find the glow-in-the-dark condoms? my manhood is now ictching to have one on.

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wrd2thestreet 0

why is that an fml she is encouraging you to have sex

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heypeoplezzz 0

I know how that must be kind of embarrasing...but that's so cool! I want one! OMG that's one cool mom, KEEP THAT GIRL FRIEND!! :D

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bballchick12994 0

someone had a bad childhood...jeez. talkin bout number 53 btw.

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sunkissedx3 0

get it on gurlyy!!!

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