By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML
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bjhhjh 20

And thats the reason there is 911 and life crisis hotlines

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Sliver1991 26

Maybe it's just an act? Well, hope for you!

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Iniezian 18

"Your daughter wanted to sleep with me. I was just submitting to her every whim"!

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sourgirl101 28

There are some guys that purposely **** over daughters because of dealing with a father's empty treat. Really? He's going to kill you and risk going to jail etc... So dads, how about rising your daughters with enough respect for herself that she won't want to date assholes instead?

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olpally 32

Just walk away slowly. Dad is clearly not joking. Don't want to leave your girlfriend though. She better be worth that bullet. Jesus.

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boskone 1

Take it from him, and write your name on the side.

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The_Big_Boss 20

I had a girl's dad show me a gun in a threatening fashion. I happen to also be into guns so I started talking about guns and offered to go out and shoot with him. He wasn't expecting that one

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buckdharma 36

You have two choices. 1. Steal her heart. 2. Steal the bullet.

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FMLcommenterer 13

You sir, you are a ******* genius. Teach me how you think of these miracles.

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kaytasha 18

One word, Intimidating! Imagine having him as a father in law

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