Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named...

By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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You deserved it 3 958

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 978

You deserved it 2 551

Creepy

By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 20:00

Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 873

You deserved it 129

By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 412

You deserved it 8 069

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 368

You deserved it 2 418

By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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You deserved it 2 082

Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 583

You deserved it 169

That Netflix show

By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 388

You deserved it 95

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 22:30 - United States - Auburn

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 036

You deserved it 95 784

Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 690

You deserved it 100

Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 781

You deserved it 2 152

enonymous 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:36

Therapists are people too!

koe4 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:37

make yours "TheCopUpStairs"

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stevie125 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:02

you should get the sex offender app for ipod touch, found out there's like 3 just around my house!

fastbunny 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:31

I have like

fastbunny 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:37

Do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'nnnnnnnnxo

YourWhaleisFail 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:06

Thats wonderful.

1greatsk8er 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:15

I like *******

fastbunny 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:29

Hehe

foxmatrix15 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:20

That reminds me of a funny wifi screenshot that showed: FBI Surveillance van #3 with 4 bars

Xurantar 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:21

Maybe he just misspelled "The Harpist Downstair" Do your ear strange music sometime?

jakedrew 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:29

or maybe he is actually a rapist…

fastbunny 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:36

That sucks you should act really goth and wicken or killeris do it !!!!! Before it's to late

SoSolidSingh 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:42

Lmao My friends is "don't you even dare!!!" XD

hanghimXD 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:49

That's funny :3

hanghimXD 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:47

I take the 'the' out of psychotherapist XD

xITZxTuRtLeX 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:44

And then add " the " in devil wears prada?:)

TheMadScientist 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:58

Run for your life.

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Today, my ex posted a rant on Facebook about how much he hates this time of year. He ended it with "and now the bitch broke up with me two days before Christmas." He conveniently left out the part where "the bitch" caught him having sex with another woman last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 449

You deserved it 62

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 261

You deserved it 17 461

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Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML

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You deserved it 1 378

Today, my crush, who has turned me down in the past, actually gave me the “Why can’t I find a decent guy like you?” speech. That’s it, I’m officially THAT guy, I’m just that pathetic. I’d happily never see her again after this, except we live on the same street and work in the same building. FML

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You deserved it 157

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 503

You deserved it 2 817

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 057

You deserved it 4 376

Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 638

You deserved it 6 305

Today, after we managed to find a horse that was completely healthy and problem-free, we took her home. Now she keeps getting thinner because she's stressed and scared. Of what? Of having too much space to move around in, and occasionally seeing deer. FML

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You deserved it 132

Same thing different taste

Creepy

Love thy neighbour

That Netflix show

Sort yourselves out

Keep it down

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