Love and Dating: Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee.... - FML

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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lucyford 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand? oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.

Engineer_Chick 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:05

Don't most dating sites have a picture of yourself. Was it honest?

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bitca 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:40

I appreciate the reference, Jaywin.

luvable_loozer 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:00

wow...glad I got married before all this internet dating stuff started happening.....what a complete jerk. have manners really declined that much? I'm depressed as hell, and it didn't even happen to me!

ga2157 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:11

hahahaha!

amykillswitch 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:27

lmao #90. this dude sounds like a tool. your better off.

kero3030 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:00

L2 DVDA

Hazza_69 1

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:12

wow whatta ********.

how_am_i_alive 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:18

ohhh ur poor thing, dont worry guys cant be so harsh sometimes, its probably happened to heaps of people

FTL 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:31

Ouch. But that's why I don't do online dating. Or blind dates.

kingez77 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 10:03

damn.

LuxLisbon_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 11:42

That sucks, but I guess guys just tend to be way more forthright about their personal opinions on how attractive (or not) they think a girl is, so it's a waste of time being offended by it. I mean, by that logic, you should be immensely flattered every time a car beeps at you. (Not saying I mind when that happens, but I don't think it means I'm super-hot or anything; it's just what guys do).

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