Love and Dating: Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee.... - FML

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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lucyford 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand? oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.

Engineer_Chick 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:05

Don't most dating sites have a picture of yourself. Was it honest?

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scb197 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:08

sounds like the two gay guys from sex in the city.

librarysurplus 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:19

Mell Lazarus must have been watching: http://news.yahoo.com/comics/uclickcomics/20090520/cx_crmom_uc/crmom20090520

hurr 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 17:23

I despise all you YDI-15-year-old wanna-be douchebags. What ever happened to the golden rule? Nobody deserves to be treated like that. No matter how much you think they "lied" with their pictures, you should still treat them like human beings, rather than chunks of meat. OP, there's no way you deserved such a completely uncivilized response. To all you popped-collar idiots, try taking someone else's feelings into account sometime; you might find that it ends up making everyone happier, even you.

NoKo_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:52

#107, u are absolutely right.

NaturallyUnlucky 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:01

As if he had the right to be choosy... you're better off without him, OP.

CPTobvious_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 21:19

ha! that's funny! Did you tell him you were a model? HA!!!

dacoda 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:04

Oh, you poor thing. What an ass. Good luck next time. :)

I_dont_care771 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:12

YDI cause ur probly ugly. exchange photos before hand and u wouldn't have this problem

mewdiginaru 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:23

wow what a douche

Sakura_Haruno 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:39

At least he proved to you that he was shallow right away instead of rearing his ugly head later on!

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