By turdburger - 02/09/2009 05:56 - Australia

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Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a big dump than she does when we make love. FML
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Glam_fml 0

Sometimes taking a huge shit IS better than sex.

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Jonathan33 0

ha plexico. female blumpkin. only people who have seen that movie understand.

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moonlit_manga 0

well.....two things: •awk-WARD! •anal other than that....um...yea. :0

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che_williams 0

if i was you i would be happy cos that means one thing and one thing only....anal sex

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Lifelooser_fml 0

if she has to groan when taking a shit maybe she should be seeing a doctor...

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TarasTrouble 0

its kinda gross that she makes noises and that you listen while she takes a dump. but hey, stick it in her butt maybe that'll make her noisy

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Libbi_xxo 0

i would flip if i walked outta the bathroom and seeing my husbands ear to the door.... talk about akwaard... and what the **** are u doing listening to her take a shit.. lil privacey no?

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