Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said,...

By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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By Anaconda - 07/03/2017 14:00

Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML

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By Bearwaitressities - 15/02/2017 21:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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By hamburglar - 11/08/2016 18:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

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Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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Monolith

By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2019 14:30

Today, for the third time this month, my family ridiculed me for being picky for ordering a burger without lettuce. They know I'm allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57

Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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tacojauns 45

Friday 14 June 2013 5:40

Did she give you a burger without pickles?

MissWhitneyB 17

Friday 14 June 2013 5:39

*facepalm* They hire anyone these days

Comments

unhappyhug 11

Friday 14 June 2013 7:05

Good start

GoldenGT 9

Friday 14 June 2013 7:16

I've all ready lost hope in all of humanity..trying to tell friends drugs and getting drunk at 16-18 yeah not your best choice I'm losing a lost battle

hchz_052 6

Friday 14 June 2013 7:29

ACT score was a 7

1217jonathan 15

Friday 14 June 2013 7:33

I blame the schools.....

tomgun_fml 16

Friday 14 June 2013 8:04

What happened to society

obri98 10

Friday 14 June 2013 8:15

Maybe she heard you wrong or has a disability of some sort

beneathitallxx 15

Friday 14 June 2013 8:20

I wouldn't have ate the food. if they don't know what lettuce is god knows what they put in you're food.

Xivion 19

Friday 14 June 2013 8:52

F all our* lives...

Mimitrixie 11

Friday 14 June 2013 8:55

And this is why I hate people..

davincidasecond 24

Friday 14 June 2013 9:02

Could you tell if she was from a foreign country or not? If she was then that mistake is understandable. If not then damn, FYL for having to deal with someone so dumb ...