By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 832
You deserved it 4 700

Same thing different taste

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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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ihaveatightbutt 0

I only know this word from that 70s show

I didn't know they gave out licences for that! Shit, I'm positive mine's expired by now! *runs out to get licence renewed*

yearprincess 0

at least she wont get pregnant.

denise509 0

What do I mean she can't get pregnant?! Shes a woman!

denise509 0

What do I mean she can't get pregnant?! Shes a woman!

If she's lesbian and is having sex with girls, then no, she won't.

Having oral sex doesn't mean she "can't" get pregnant. It just means she wasn't impregnated when she earned her licence. She could still have intercourse with a male. One sex act doesn't define her.

And now you know your daughter is either bi or lesbian, congrats!

...or just experimenting like lots of girls do.

xxCandyKissxx 1

Thank you! We aren't all lezbian just cuz we like to have fun xD

CandyKiss - I'm not encouraging any 14 year old to engage in any kind of sexual activity. I'm merely saying that having a homosexual experience doesn't define your orientation.

xxCandyKissxx 1
Schizomaniac 24

Is there something you want to tell us, Doc?

xxCandyKissxx 1

There is nothing he wants to say

CandyKiss since you're unable to comprehend what that meant you should probably get off the Internet. If I was the mother of a 14yr old I wouldn't want her on here.

From reading her previous comments, does anyone else want to punch this CandyKiss person in the face? No offense, but it's people like you that are ******* up my generation… :l

tifani322 13

Did anyone else think that she and her friend may be kidding? Like honestly. It could be an inside joke.

I would LOVE to punch her if I ever meet Candy Kiss or whatever her name is. Its kids like her ruining our generation's rep that need to learn when to shut up.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

I just want to save the name for some teenage girls, that CandyKiss is absolutely demolishing. I am 15 and have never let absolutely retarded, attention craving, and slutty actions take over rational behavior. I have had a boyfriend for over a year, and we have never gone farther than kissing in our sophmore year of highschool. We want to refrain for risky behaviors until we are old enough to drive and get a job. I know this is sort of a pointless comment, but CandyKiss is absolutely infuriating me, and I want to punch her in her obliviousand ignorant face, and disprove her folly actions, in which she is obviously taking place in. Sorry, that is harsh, and I apologize in advance. Some of us want to have a life, and make sure we are safe when involved in such activities, and able to take care of whatever incidents may come, and that we are well aware of the world around us.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Not all of us are intolerant of knowledge, and may even make a great impact on the world that can change lives forever. Sorry, I will stop rambling now, but I just wanted to get my point across.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

And Doc, just out of curiosity, what is your profile picture this time?

A CT scan of a patient of mine who was shot in the head by her husband.

Jewlz1162 5

i hope she was out of the closet before this cuz if not then congrats you now no

perdix 29

Retrieving hand warmers from the bottoms of lakes, ponds and pools can be dangerous. I guess that's why you need a license for it.

hahahah.! fyl bro. that sucks! at least now you know!! bad way to find out though...